Brokerage Comedy Club & Jalopy Theater

I did two swell shows in the greater NYC area over Thanksgiving weekend — one at Governor's Comedy @ The Brokerage Comedy Club in Bellmore, NY (my hometown) and one at The Jalopy Theater in Brooklyn. We had great crowds at both shows and as always I thoroughly enjoyed doing stand-up comedy for kids and adults. This is a really fun gig and I look forward to lots more shows in 2017. If you think I should come to your town for a show, send me a message at billy at the

Here be a pic from the Jalopy Theater show in Carroll Gardens. CoOoOol joint!

You Nork Times!

My November NYC-area comedy shows got a nice plug from the Gray Lady herself — more like the Great Lady, amirite? — The New York Times.

Extra! Extra! Read allll about it right here!

An added bonus was the fun blurb (excuse me!) on, which linked to the main article. "Mr. Kelly ... performs comedy that some have found offensively clean" Hashtag OffensivelyClean!

My Special First SiriusXM Kids Place Live "My First Comedy Album" Special!

My First Comedy Album is being aired in it's entirety 4 (four) (cuatro) (IV) times as a special presentation this weekend on SiriusXM channel, "Kids Place Live". About this I am very excited. Super grateful I am as well. Sorry — Yoda helped me write those last two sentences. Beat it, Yoda! Take it from here I will.

"Kids Place Live" is absolutely one of the coolest, most interesting channels on SiriusXM and it is a thrill to have my comedy shared on their satellite airwaves. Big thanks to ALLLL the nice people at KPL — especially Program Director Mindy Thomas, aka Absolutely Mindy. And thanks to all who tune in and enjoy!

Nëw Vëbsîte

I have a new web site. This is it. I hope you like said new website and enjoy reading and seeing things on it. History will little note nor long remember what I post here, but it cannot forget who built the website and who took the photos and shot the videos that are on the aforementioned new website.

For the photographs I must thank my good friend and fellow comedian Sheila Lintott, phunny person and fotographer extraordinaire. She's so good you don't even have to say cheese when she takes your picture. Thanks Sheila!

The photo of me at the bar sullenly downing a juicebox between shows was taken by my pal Paul Smith, who also gets a shout out for recording, mixing and mastering the live shows that became "My First Comedy Album" — so thanks and thanks, Paul!

Daniel Nienhuis pulled together all my various scraps of animation and audio in something called After Effects to produce my BK-buy-a-dozen-eggs video. Mérci Daniel.

Daniel also shot footage with fellow filmmaker Jordan Gibson for my newest live performance video. Jordan also edited the video and made it look super, so danke, Jordan!

Aaaaand the biggest thanks of all goes to my incredible wife Jackie Leigh Kelly for building my entire dang web site and for showing me how to update it. I am totally updating this blog alll by myslef rightght nwo! To show my appreciation for my darling wife I am sharing a cartoon I drew the other day to make fun of her. Thanks, dear!

Thanks again to all who helped, and if I forgot anyone MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE HELPED MORE!!!