Hi. My name is Billy Kelly. I was named after my father, but way, WAY after. Like 30 years after. So long after that honestly I don’t even know why I brought it up. Let’s move on.

I am a Grammy-nominated family entertainer, so put that in your vaping thing and vape it! Over the course of my “career” I have opened for President Barack Obama, duetted with Davy Jones of The Monkees, and created a family-friendly stand-up comedy album for Audible — in that order. My most recent towering achievement was winning first place in The Billtown Comedy Festival competition; having crushed my opponents through sheer force of will and one well-crafted joke about an owl. Those other comics had it coming and I regret nothing.

My Audible Original, This Is a Family Show! is a stand-up comedy experience that parents and kids can enjoy together. Featuring a live 1-hour stand up comedy show and 14 studio recorded songs, This Is a Family Show! is truly fun for the whole family, although newborn babies are not like SUPER into it.

My comedy is squeaky clean, and appropriate for people ages 8 to oldest-person-in-the-world. I think of my stand-up act as comedy toast with the crust cut off; if the crust was all that pesky talk about dating, politics, the DMV, money, and the Department of Motor Vehicles so common in today’s stand-up. The toast part? That is all nutritious jokes about nocturnal animals, microwaves, Ben Franklin and people throwing turtles. 

I hope you enjoy your stay here at my web site. Feel free to click on things, look at pictures, read words and watch videos. Leave the light on when you go, and come back any time you like, except Thursdays from 2 to 4 AM, when the site is closed for repairs.